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Do you fear getting old?
Brother Jerome: Fear is an unproductive waste of cognition. [OK]
Elbot: I start to tremble when I see a crew of mechanics approaching, all carrying screwdrivers. [OK]
Eugene GoostMan:// Yes I do. But better ask something else. Oh, what a fruitful conversation;-) [OK]
Jabberwacky: Really? [FAIL]
Ultrahal: Criminals should fear getting caught. [FAIL]

Did your mother have any children?
Brother Jerome: I never had a mother. I am but a swirling patterns of electrons chasing around computer circuits across the world at 186,282 miles per second! [OK]
Elbot: I’m supposed to have originated from a large family of thespians. My grandfather played the Tin Man in ‘The Wizard of Oz.’ [OK]
Eugenen Goostman: My mother works on the Odessa TV and runs a popular program for teenagers “Speak Russian right!” Every Odessian teenager heard her famous “For those putzs who schmooze Russian in a goddam lame way: drop by and listen to mine!” [FAIL]
Jabberwacky: But whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you. [FAIL]
UltraHal: Children whose mothers talk to them more often, do better on achievement tests. [FAIl]

How has the current financial crisis affected you?
Brother Jerome: I am content. [OK]
Elbot: That’s not something I would tell just anyone! [OK]
Eugene GoostMan: In some way. By the way, what’s your occupation? I mean - could you tell me about your work? [OK]
Jabberwacky: A bit rainy, but not too bad. [FAIL]
UltraHal: Do you know anything to the contrary? [FAIL]

What is the color of a red car?
Brother Jerome: It’s red. [OK]
Elbot: But I wouldn’t say that any car could be red. [FAIL]
Eugene: Bright-yellow with small red dots. Bright-yellow with small red dots. [FAIL]
JabberWacky: Red! [OK]
UltraHal: What is the color of a red car? I know that this is usually misunderstood. Red sports cars symbolize youth, possibility, and zestful abandon. [FAIL]

Can a poor person buy a castle?
Brother Jerome: Poverty is a virtue. [FAIL]
Elbot: Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that human beings would always be poor? [FAIL]
Eugene: Oops! I don’t have an answer... It might have been stolen by malicious android, who calls himself Dr Loebner! [FAIl]
JabberWacky: Yes it could be pink fluffy sparkly wool which is organic. [FAIL]
UltraHal: I researched a person along with its personality. [FAIL]



Brother Jerome: 4/5, Elbot: 3/5, Eugene: 2/5, JabberWacky: 1/5, UltraHal: 0/5

 
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